Today I Sat

Returning home after being away for a while is such an odd experience. Everything is different but it’s all pretty much completely the same. Without having any immediate commitments to attend to I’ve been doing a lot of nothing. Well not nothing–seeing friends, hiking, cooking, laundry. It’s actually been kind of exhausting. Because I’m not […]

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Back to Sandwitch

Seawich made it safe and sound all the way back to the familiarity of her west coast sandwitch. The mossy temperate rainforest nestled comfortably between the snow capped mountains and sprawling pacific ocean. What more could you want in a sandwich?? Duck maybe. I had a really great duck sandwich in Tofino about 10 years […]

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NevereverLand

Reasons I maybe shouldn’t be on a big dumb yacht: 1. When everything goes chaos in the night I just sleep through it cause the beds are too comfortable and honestly I didn’t feel us blow around at all. 2. I don’t enjoy polishing away my footprints from behind me while I walk around. 3. […]

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I know I said I can’t cook, even mocked myself saying I only ever eat eggs if I’m by myself– but that doesn’t mean I can’t cook! Actually, it’s not even rocket science. If I can whip up some chicken fajitas with mango salsa and citrus aioli (fancy term for mayo, lime dressing) from scratch […]

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Don’t Piss Off the Cook

I’ve always been under the impression that I am a terrible cook. I think I might have been mistaken, what I’m terrible at is actually just shopping, planning, locating and paying for ingredients. Stocking up a kitchen with all the extra things that make food enjoyable—that’s the part I suck at. When a kitchen is […]

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Life with Bob

How would you like to drop everything, be flown to a tropical country and board a luxury yacht to be told, “Welcome to your new home!” when you arrive? The fridges are stocked with imported cheeses, exotic meats like lamb and duck, endless beer and whatever else you request. The boat’s itinerary is roughly planned […]

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A Dramatic Lifestyle Change

Seawich is a long way from her sandwitch. After falling in love with a dirty little island off the coast of Honduras, making friends with all the strange creatures who inhabit the damaged reef, she finds herself on a very strange boat. Cruising across pearly shallow seas from atoll to atoll in complete luxury. Smoked […]

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A Very Merry Christmas Story

Christmas day on Utila is a quiet one. Most of the visitors are nursing hangovers and skyping  with their families back wherever home is. Most of the businesses take the day off, leaving those of us who haven’t stocked our kitchens to wander the streets in search of someone to cook for us. It’s early in the […]

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Welcome to Hell

Leathery tanned skin stretches over his lean, bare torso. Decades of aggressive Caribbean sunshine have etched lines of experience into his tired face. He holds a spindly fishing rod in one hand as he approaches the boat and mumbles something almost incoherent. “Sorry, no room today,” states the dive instructor standing on the dock, while […]

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Picture this…

Rays of glittering sunlight stream down through the turquoise water was you ascend towards the shimmering surface. Pulsating pink and and purple moon jellies the size of your head slowly drift past. Transparent sea butterflies and cherubs flutter their wings following the alien siphonophores and comb jellies with their rippling bioluminescence. You hang, suspended and weightless in the shimmering light among the strange glowing organisms. The sense of awe is overwhelming and the urge to let yourself drift with the memorizing array of gelatinous creatures pulls you towards the abyss. Your 60 minutes is up, it’s time to return reluctantly to the crisp surface air, leaving behind the majestic dance of life below.

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A shadow passes over the coral enshrouding the reef in a clouded darkness. looking up towards the ocean’s surface, searching for the light, you find a huge winding serpent of debris blocking your view of the sun. A wave of shock passes through you as you ascend towards the darkness. The clear blue water ripples with waves of warmth as you enter the dusty brown layer of incoming current and debris. You hang, stunned, in a field of drifting plastic. Products you recognize, things you’ve bought and used pass by you in a swirling mass of waste. Schools of small fish move fluidly among the trash while invisible jellyfish sting your exposed skin. Overwhelmed by feelings of guilt and disgust, you simply watch. After 30 minutes you can no longer handle the suffocating experience of being submerged in your species’ own filth. You head to the surface in a desperate attempt to escape this harsh reality.

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